nakchi

I MEAN IT IN A GOOD WAY

NO REALLY

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OKAY I BELIEVE YOU ^_____________^

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THE GREASINESS IS OVERFLOWING. AND THE AMAZING DANCE.

glorious hip thrusts, obviously. LOL YOU QUOTED ME. well, it is true. >:D

omg he definitely is gtop's lovechild.

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It is! I couldn't place my finger on whom he reminded me of, but it's definitely TOP. (Top. TOP. T.O.P. I CAN'T PICK WHICH ONE LOOKS THE LEAST STUPID. :|||| Why is his name like this.)

GTop had an affair, aliens abducted one of them and ran tests on him that resulted in mpreg, and kept him in a test tube until he gave birth. Since time works differently on the alien ship than it does on earth, no one noticed his absence; it also explains why Chin is almost as old as they are. :D ~~What the fuck am I on. Kills self.~~

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lmao ikr? everything he does i'm like HEY I THINK T.O.P. DOES THAT TOO. (omg sobs ikr? i switch between all three. i suppose it's fine as long as everyone knows who i'm talking about. 8D;)

LOL. i demand you write fic on this right now. also taec was at one point a homewrecker and injected in his greasiness into the gtop baby which is also he gives off unhealthy amounts of grease.

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It's the fail!suave moves that make him like TOP. Except that even though they're failtastic and awkward, they still come off as somewhat cool. This is what makes them the same. (Lol good plan! XDD)

Whoever got cheated on had no idea, either, until the baby showed up and they realised something didn't quite match up. And anyway, it's not really Taec's fault; he was just rebounding all over the place to cope with losing Jay.

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yes! those are definitely it. and ikr? and despite he fail hip thrusting, he's a much, much, much better dance than top will ever be. -_-

LOL. the baby was so epic they decided to keep him anyways, because he was just so special of a child. taec is still rebounding all over the place \o/!

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He really is. The gloves + his dancing give me a bit of a MJ vibe. D:

Taec will rebound all over the place until the end of time. At this point, it's been so long he doesn't even remember why he's rebounding, so if he ever meets Jay again, Jay will end up like every other rebound and Taec won't even realise it.

... My brain. ~~Let's see how many times I can use the word rebound in one sentence.~~

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yes! that too. :D his hairstyle is also like taec's, actually.

LOL. he has been cursed by the jaysus to keep rebounding until the world ends, so he will be rebounding all across the country, searching, place by place, for jay. and until he finds jay, he will keep on rebounding. What a rebounder.

~~kekeke i think i used it more than you. though i cheated at the end. 8D~~

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oh my god i haven't seen that much thrusting in one song since u. @3@

but lol... if he is gtop's lovechild, then seungri has to be too because i feel like he is acting exactly how seungri wishes he could--at least as overtly. XD; long lost brothers?

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I ... still have not seen U. :O Apparently it is a supernova of thrusting. I'm not sure I want to see that.

HE IS, KIND OF. Maybe he's GRi's and GTop's lovechild? Mpreg does work in mysterious ways.

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really? it's more of an eye-roll-worthy amount of thrusting rather than a jesus christ just stop!! amount. XD or at least...that's how i am remembering it but idk. XD; it's been a long time since i've seen it.

lol jiyong is a busy man. XD;

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Oh, well, I've also heard that Geng had bleached hair, and just ... do not want. XD That sounds like a nightmare.

Poor boy can't even get any rest when he leaves the dorm; he always runs into CL or Kush or someone. Although I'm pretty sure no one ships him with Kush except me. XD;;

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...i think you're thinking of don't don? i don't remember hankyung's having bleached hair for u. :o

i feel like i've seen a kush/jiyong somewhere? :o though if i did, it would have been by the same person who wrote teddy/youngbae. XD;

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OH I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. Sobs. I still haven't watched any Suju MVs prior to Me except for Happiness. XD;;

Which means cranperryjuice, probably? I don't think he's written Kush/GD before. :O I would have remembered that. I think.

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lol really? i think i've seen all of them... idk. XD

yesssss omg. ;A; well, idk. i remember scrolling through his journal and so perhaps i saw kush/ and /gd and processed them together? XD this has happened before.

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THIS IS CHIN. HE IS HALF-THAI AND HALF-FRENCH. He used to be part of G-Jr, which is this sort of massive temporary unit used to promote Golf-Mike and a bunch of other artists under the GMM Grammy label. They had a sister group called Preppy G. I have no idea what happened to most of the artists in those groups. XD But Chin did pretty well!

profile in French (http://www.nautiljon.com/people/chin.html)

YOU CAN GET HIM IN YOUR LIFE STARTING RIGHT NOW? 8D;;

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LOL UM. I DID THE SAME THING? ALTHOUGH I'VE LEARNED A LOT OF THE WORDS THAT APPEAR IN THESE FRENCH PROFILES SIMPLY BECAUSE NAUTILJON IS MY FIRST STOP FOR INFORMATION ON ANYTHING. ;___;

Omg Jacob Twilight whyyyyyy DDDDD:

HE'S A LOT OF FUN. HIS ENGLISH SOMETIMES GETS ANNOYING. BOY SHOULD STOP SHOWING OFF AND WRITE SOMETHING OF SUBSTANCE. >:|

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